Just took a dump in the Sparkman pool #woops

tgis keyboard upsets me!!!!!

i like baths

i love melanie\u003C3

Cistercian may be the last school out, but it’s finally SUMMER

Melanie. Is my life!

I love Melanie so much

I hate all of you. I’m stuck in school until Wednesday, and don’t officially get out till June 1st.

That awkward moment when everybody is talking about summer and you still have 2 weeks of school left…

Stupid Northpark rules. They’re gonna go bankrupt and turn into Valley View.

My button for my pants fell off, my belt ripped in half, my Sperry’s filled up with sand: it’s time for the school year to end.

That awkward moment when your friends abandon you in the middle of a lake with only a pool noodle, a bamboo stick, and an inter-tube.

Do NOT ruin party plans.

Do NOT ruin others’ plans.

Do NOT ruin my plans.

You didn’t like the idea of us, guys, spending not even two days with girls. We would’ve been chaperoned. And sleeping apart in different locations. But you decided to send an email out to all the parents advising NOT to spend the night.  

I was excited about this party since a few months ago.

But of course, you didn’t even want us to go to the 5 social events this year… 3 of which were planned by parents (and sucked pretty badly). 

I find it funny how you’d worry about me if you found out a whole group of us hangs out with girls every weekend.

I find it funny how much you would worry about me if I told you I’ve went on vacation with just a girl and her family (my family = not present). In fifth grade.

None of this was ANY of your business. 

And thanks for ruining what would’ve been an awesome party.

I hate how all the little things add up to break you down.